Daily life lessons for the average 18 year old girl.
Although maybe average was striving a little bit too hard....

Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Lesson #23

Don't read the Twilight series.
It doesn't need any more explaining really.
Sorry this is getting to you a little late, but this blog wasn't alive in time for me to warn you all. Although, by now you've probably taken the plunge, seen what all the fuss is about. I hope it was as lacklustre and irritating for you as it was for me. I really, really do.
More importantly, I hope Stephenie Meyer is ashamed of herself. Teaching young children that having sex with vampires is not cool. Teaching young children to grow up into a mopey, stuck up brat of a person is not cool. Teaching young children that being completely dependent on another person and relying on them whole-heartedly in order to live is not cool. Teaching young children that in the end everything works out okay... Is. Not. Cool. Honestly woman, give these kids a chance.
And please stop writing. For a lady with a degree in English Literature, you're a really shitty author. Your other book The Host was just as bad. I don't know why I bought it. I can safely say that it is the only book that I have started to read and never finished. You should be proud. Congrats.

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