Don't believe a word Elastoplast says.
Water resistant plasters? My arse.
Here is a quote off the box in which my crappy plasters came in: 'Breathable, water and dirt repellent plasters with a non-stick pad to protect and cushion your wound. Also with strong adhesive material which seals your wound all around to prevent dirt contamination.'
Bunch of lying, cheating dicks. Like hell are these plasters waterproof! I'd barely even got into the shower before it was peeling off, desperately trying to make an escape through the bathroom door. One drop out the tap was all it took for it come clean off. Screw your adhesive materials Elastoplast, try testing your products before you brag about them! What a lot of bullshit.
My wound doesn't even feel cushioned.
Also, why say they're dirt repellent if you've claimed that they're strong sealing as well? Surely that's just repeating yourself which is bad advertisement. Did you learn nothing in business school Mr Beiersdorf? Nothing at all?! Not only is your product a piece of wank but your design and advertisement are shit too. Someone get me on Dragon's Den.
This isn't the first time it's happened either. These plasters always come off, even when there's not a pond in sight! What's worse is that they seem to fall off due to the slightest bit of movement. Wiggle your little toe and the plaster on your arm will just drop off! It's bloody ridiculous and really fucking annoys me. If you hadn't already guessed.
So yeah, don't buy Elastoplasts, despite their cunning packaging lies. Scandal. Cheek. Grr!
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