Lesson #4

Avoid clicking the Next Blog >> button.
At all costs.
Seriously, I made the mistake the other day and it was absolutely horrendous!
Page after page after page of middle aged women bragging about their children and their husbands and their perfect, sub-urban, small-town American lives. With dozens of fake, cutesy photos plastered over the screen with repulsive tags like 'Jack learning to poo!' and 'Lucy in the bath!' Who fucking needs it?! Why am I going to want to read about your boring life when there are 17,000,000,000 other hits about it? Or look at your incredibly ugly kids sat on the loo? I have better things to do with my time!
And if it's not a blog about some loved up family in Austin, Texas, then it's a blog about how many miles some fella just ran at the weekend and his marathon aspirations! Or some jumped up lunatic selling home made pottery for 25p a mug... which has legs on it! Genuinely, what, the, fuck?
Are these people incapable of leading normal lives? Getting a job in an office? Or watching mindless TV for 4 hours on a Sunday afternoon? Are they that delusional that they think other people will take an interest in their sickly little lives? It actually baffles me, I can't fathom it at all!
Trust me, just read your own blog! It will be a much better way to waste half an hour than look at other peoples and try to figure out what drugs they're on! Save yourself the disappointment, don't click that button! AT ALL COSTS!