Lesson #21

Don't stay on the sofa all day.
You have a life, do something with it.
Watching endless movies on Sky Anytime may sound fun, but it's not. Movies are dull. There haven't been any decent movies since Disney released the first Mighty Ducks film. Which was epic. That is not a lie...
So there might have been a few okay movies, but none of them are actually memorable, none of them are worth paying to watch. Apart from Tangled... that was an ace movie.
Also, while the prospect of six back to back Scrubs episodes may seem entertaining enough at the outset, I'm telling you now the novelty soon wears off. Sure I love a bit of JD and Turk as much as the next guy, but three hours of them non-stop is just annoying!
Honestly, I've had the least productive day probably since I was a baby. I didn't have a shower until like 6.30pm despite waking up at 9 in the morning. That's right, I stayed in my dressing gown for seven and a half hours watching crappy TV. I knew I had to get up when my eyes hovered over Psychic Sally on the Road for just a fraction too long. This was after the Jeremy Kyle marathon.
I am 18. I am classed as a citizen of Great Britain. I am legally allowed to drive, drink alcohol, go clubbing, have sex, go to jail, get a job, get married, a whole bunch of shit. Yet I dickishly decide to spend my days cooped up inside by myself watching old re-runs of Doctor Who and eating marshmallows out the packet. Something's gone wrong there. Something's not right.
There's so much I could be doing, so why in God's name am I not doing it?! It's inconceivable! It's ridiculous. It's just plain lazy. In a few weeks I'm gonna be jetting off to university... is it likely that I'll bit in my pyjamas for days on end doing a whole lot of nothing then? Doubtful. So why the fuck do it now?! Sarah Owen, get yourself a fucking life! You have so much to give!... You have a fair bit to give... I guess...
Don't stay on the sofa all day. You have a life. Use it for God's sake, you lazy little shite.