Host an Anne Summers party.
I know what you're thinking, I was exactly the same. Horrified, shocked, mortified... the list goes on. To put it simply, I was absolutely dreading attending a dildo fest.
Turns out it's nothing to be scared of. It's just a vibrating plastic cock, nothing to be worried about. And the trick to finding the one for you is to put it on your nose and see if it makes you sneeze. Learn something new everyday, right guys?!
So yeah, I've returned with some cola flavoured lube, a cleansing wipe for a dildo I don't possess, some adult playing cards - and they mean adult! - and a crotchless thong. Looking forward to trying that one out. Not.
Oh yes, and my inflatable pink knob chair is in the post on its way. I'll let you know when it arrives.
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