Don't drink 5 cups of coffee in one sitting.
You are literally buzzing.
Calm the fuck down you crazy whore. All this caffeine is not good for you. It's gone straight to your head. And your tummy... which feels much wobblier than usual.
Coffee is also a laxative. Which is why you've peed like twenty times in the past hour. You might as well set up camp in he bathroom.
Just talking about the bathroom arouses my bladder. Look what you've started now! My word, you're more trouble than you're worth aren't you... you cause yourself so much grief.
Don't drink excess coffee in one period. It does crazy stuff to your head. And causes you to ramble like a maniac... Sorry...
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