Clean your room.
It's real messy.
Like grossly messy.
Maybe it would look better if you just closed the drawers and made the bed?
Nope. It needs a lot more work than that.
You don't even have a carpet anymore, it's just a sea of clothing.
You get out of bed every morning and hear the dreaded crack of breaking plastic then have to rifle through the mass of denim and cotton to find what you wrecked. That ain't cool, bro!
C'mon, sort it out love. Even rats would turn this place down. Which is actually a very common misconception - rats, along with pigs, are among the cleanest mammals on Earth.
Still... cows would turn it down. And cows smell. And can't walk down stairs.
I don't know when this became Fun Facts with Noah, all I know is his ark was probably a darn sight nicer than your room at the minute.
Get on it: tidy!
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