Kill all moths.
They are evil.
And they are out for blood.
Lock up your windows and doors, villagefolk, the genocide between moths and humans is upon us. They are on a killing spree, coming soon to a town near you. Grab the torches and pitchforks and get hunting.
I was attacked last night by a riotous babble of moths. Moth louts. One flew into my ear. It was practically gang rape.
I despise the creatures. They're disgusting and creepy. They also have no sense of direction - other than towards lights obviously - and always seem to aim at my face. It's especially bad when it's a really hot night and you have to sleep with the window open and they come rushing in like its sale day at... I dunno, Next?
It drives me round the flipping bend, and I have stood through quite enough of their pesky ways. The time for payback is now friends. Kill the moths, kill them all, they're evil.
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